Dating in New York, eh readers, what’s all that about? Don’t worry; I’ve not actually been dating in New York, more so observing my friends and feeling quite sorry for them. I did ask my wife if I could go out on some dates in the interest of research for this little letter here, but … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #21 by Rob Jenkinson
Dear Readers, What’s a trustworthy dress code in your opinion? A nice medium range suit that proves someone has made the effort without being too flash or looking like a used car salesman? How about a uniform of some kind? Well, in America there’s an unwritten rule that trustworthy begins and ends with this look:CLICK … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #20 by Rob Jenkinson
Dear readers, Germs are bad, right? I think we’re all in agreement there. I mean, I’d never take up Toilet Licking or Out Of Date Pork Eating as an extreme sport. I understand that germs aren’t great and try to avoid them. Americans, however, take their fear of germs to a whole new level. Germs … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #19 by Rob Jenkinson
Dear readers, I’m afraid that I’m getting fat, American style. I held it off for almost a year, but I can see it spreading around my midsection and it’s upsetting me a lot. If you know me, you’ll know that I’m incredibly vain. Being a fatty is just not an option for me.You see, the … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #18 by Rob Jenkinson
Dear readers, Last week I almost died. Well not quite, but I felt like it could happen and with every un-Godly passing of a car and cutting off of other drivers I said goodbye to my life. It was soon to be over. What on earth can I be talking about I hear you cry? … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #17 by Rob Jenkinson
Dear readers, My life is one big airport. I’m not kidding. As I write, I am awaiting what will be the second flight of 2007. Last year, I managed to clock up an insane 28 flights. I now know American airport procedures like the back of my hand. Turn up, touch the screen, put your … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #16 by Rob Jenkinson
Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls – It’s my great and intense pleasure to announce to you that Christmas is back in America! That’s right, the war against Christmas is over, but just like Iraq, there’s an insurgency that are still trying to ruin it. Amazingly, it was everyone’s favorite small town USA killing mega … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #15 by Rob Jenkinson
Dear readers, it’s dry. Now, I’m sure that at least some of you are in Finland and will be thinking, “So what? It’s dry in Finland, quit your incessant whining,” and I know what you’re talking about. I’ve been to Finland numerous times and each time parts of my face started to flake off. But, … More Rob Jenkinson’s Letters from America #14 by Rob Jenkinson
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