This is happeningNo cause for alarm.It’s already here.Gone now…And back—this, nowIs happening.What else can I say?Forget about it,Make room,Clear the halls,Banish yourselfIn invitation.You are always welcome. Happy Birthday Ovi! – John
If you already know what a “nerd pocket” is or simply refer to it by another name – like pect-pocket, chest wallet or the briefcase badge – I have news for you: You’re a nerd like me. If you don’t know what I’m taking about, just take a look at the picture. As any nerd … More The new brain-drain by John Pederson
Grass stains and soccer cleats Kickball, hotbox, night games fill summer weeks Sidewalk chalk, gardener snakes In at 9 and don’t be late It’s almost dark as we run back The yard still coved with ball and bat Strip down, mom orders, you’re coved in dirt Wash your hands and give me that shirt Up … More Smurfs and sidewalk chalk by John Pederson Issue 5
Imagine sitting at your favorite café when—all of a suddenly—an idea so original, and with so much potential pops into your head that you flag down the waiter for a pen to scribble it on your napkin. Pure genius! How did you not think of this sooner? A moment later, you decide to recite your … More A portrait by John Pederson – Issue 10
Matthew Dorman is out of step with the Halloween ritual. The 28-year-old showed up in Culvers restaurant on Northport Drive two weeks ago with a fake beard and pistol. He demanded money but ended up with a refresher in due process. Facing multiple charges and a lengthy criminal record, Dorman waived his right to a … More I’m Just Sayin’…Better luck next time by John Pederson – Issue 7
The idea of a farming makeover for the “Put Your Heart In It” show immediately drew me in. I loved the idea of combining a Green Acres plot with a make-over program and thought the spin-off Queer Eye for the Straight Guy was a clever angle.I’ve always thought that Carson is everyone’s favorite “Queer Eye” … More Heart in it by John Pederson – Issue 7
Luck is not something this Yank has had too much of lately. I’ve spent the month since graduation plastering my walls with rejection letters; my girlfriend of four years and I recently split up, and—to top it off—my car was towed last week—to the tune of $100. But I’m not writing to rant about my … More Summertime Blues by John Pederson – Issue 7
CHS cross-country wears the shortest of shorts,To run fast and look sexy while out on the course. Shards of blue and gold but mostly naked skin,for we know what really matters lies deep within. The strength of the pack in the wolf, so the saying goes.But the wolf hunts in packs, smells fear with one … More Shortest shorts by John Pederson – Issue 7
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